Replacements LTD

Somehow I’ve lost two forks.

I honestly don’t know how this has happened, but two of my dinner forks are missing. And this is a very recent thing– or at least I’ve only noticed them missing as of late.

I switched my diet and I’m not eating cereal in the mornings (I’m doing more protein) which means I’m using more forks. And I noticed I was running out of clean ones at a faster than normal rate. So today I did a count as I unloaded the dishwasher.

Six. There should be eight.

Fuck.

Where did they go? Did I mistakenly throw them away somehow? I’ve had this flatware since the early 90’s and kept it in pristine order (save for one teaspoon which had a garbage disposal mishap). I take better care of it than most people take care of their children. So this is baffling to me.

And it is fucking with my OCD because the set is now incomplete.

Thank god for Replacements Ltd! If you are missing any flatware, silver, china, glassware, etc– seek them out. They have old and out of stock sets and you can order “replacement” items. They aren’t cheap, but they’re great to work with.

Hell, I was even able to replace a broken knife from my mom’s flatware set which was 50+ years old.

So- this morning I ordered two forks… and a teaspoon. The rough nicks on the teaspoon just really bother me. And now my set will be whole once more.

All is right with the universe.

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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1 Response to Replacements LTD

  1. Jeffrey Rich says:

    Replacements, LTD is owned and run by a very nice gay fellow in Greensboro, NC. Good company!

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