Well, it’s that time of year. A time to celebrate with horribly sad/inappropriate old Valentines.
Happy Valentine’s Day, dear reader.
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness