Yappy Scrappy Hero Pup

FML, I officially have “loud” neighbors again. And unfortunately it isn’t fucking I’m hearing, it’s their new puppy. 

A very small puppy with a very high, shrill, piercing yip. 

This is from the unit that I share a wall with.  The previous tenants, as you recall, had some very loud sex– which was kinda hot once I figured out what the guy looked like (6’2″, blonde, built, ex army).

But that couple moved out and I got another young, straight couple. 

Who have a penchant for loud music and parties. 

Granted, they have only had one really annoying late party (very loud music past 1 am which is a no-no in our building), but there have been a couple “dialed down” parties since. 

And now this. A new puppy.

How fucking precious. 

I don’t know what kind of dog it is, but it’s a small one. Like yorkie-sized but black and white. And I don’t think it’s going to get much bigger. 

Which means it’s gonna be one of those “kick me” yappy fuckers. 

And the young couple’s parenting skills are on full display, as they have not yet figured out a way to keep the dog from barking. Which it seems to enjoy doing. 

At all hours. 

I’m giving it some time, as thisnis a fairly new situation, but part of living in a condo building is being a good neighbor and keeping noise to a minimum. Which includes pet noises. 

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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3 Responses to Yappy Scrappy Hero Pup

  1. Jeffrey says:

    Bing! Clerks reference … 🙂 Although you spared us the hilarity that follows that line …
    But seriously, I sympathize about the noise.

  2. truthspew says:

    And that right there is why I’d never buy a condo. Because if I had to put up with that I’d be slipping puppy some tranquilizers under the door, stuff like that. And I’d be terrorizing said inconsiderate humans.

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