I know the whole “adult coloring book” thing has become a thing. Heck, my mom even got me some for Christmas.
However, I much prefer it when adults take kid coloring books and pervert them. Like this:
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness