Yeah, I hit the parade. Hung out with the bears and my friend Jenn. Got insanely drunk on the “special punch”. Went to Pride Park with the masses. Had cheese curds. Threw up later.
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness