So I saw this article on the Gaily Grind that discussed the latest in sex gear:  full sized man sex dolls. Realistic sex dolls. 

Like, freakily real. 

Well, until you get to the faces, then you dip into the whole “uncanny valley” thing. 

And while I usually prefer something with a pulse, my recent track record would hint that perhaps I should look into this. 

Apparently you can choose from a variety of attachments: cut, uncut, flaccid, erect. Even size. 

Oh yeah– this would do nicely. Very nicely. 

Eat your heart out, Large Tony. 😉

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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4 Responses to Sinthetics

  1. MEME says:

    How many did you order?

  2. Tony says:

    No matter how big, SINthetic can’t do what my ORGANic can. 🙂

  3. ’bout time we girls got an anatomically correct plastic ken doll!

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