Never wanted to… What am I to do? I caaaaaan’t help it.
Why do I always find myself in these predicaments? These awkward situations where I find myself falling for the unavailable or unattainable? Gah, it sucks!
The latest object of my affection? A ridiculously hot, muscular, built, auburn-haired, bearded, big dicked, sexy 23 year old.
What the fuck is wrong with me? He is literally Half my age. But let me just say: how many times does 23 go into 46??
As many as it wants.
Okay, I admit this is completely about the sex. Because holy fuck is it good. Like… Off the charts. Even the kissing is amazeballz.
With the young ones, you never know what to expect. All too often it seems like they are all alacrity and no ability. But not with this one. Oh no, he gooooooooooood.
And evidently he has some daddy issues to work through, which I’m more than happy to help with. Or at least I was…
Until I started falling for him.
Okay, I mean, not really falling– more like obsessing about. And wanting. And wishing he’d come over waaaay more often. Or at least be thinking of me as much as I find myself thinking of him.
Oh god. I’m a gay cliché. FML.
In all honesty though, could I date this kid? Probably not. But he isn’t dumb. And he doesn’t seem as adrift and unfocused as many of his generation are. And fuck if he isn’t ever-so-dreamy to look at.
This has “doom” written all over it, doesn’t it?