Falling in love again…

Never wanted to… What am I to do?  I caaaaaan’t help it. 

Why do I always find myself in these predicaments?  These awkward situations where I find myself falling for the unavailable or unattainable? Gah, it sucks!

The latest object of my affection?  A ridiculously hot, muscular, built, auburn-haired, bearded, big dicked, sexy 23 year old.


What the fuck is wrong with me?  He is literally Half my age. But let me just say: how many times does 23 go into 46??

As many as it wants. 

Okay, I admit this is completely about the sex. Because holy fuck is it good.  Like… Off the charts.  Even the kissing is amazeballz.


With the young ones, you never know what to expect. All too often it seems like they are all alacrity and no ability. But not with this one.  Oh no, he gooooooooooood.

And evidently he has some daddy issues to work through, which I’m more than happy to help with.  Or at least I was…

Until I started falling for him. 

Okay, I mean, not really falling– more like obsessing about. And wanting. And wishing he’d come over waaaay more often.  Or at least be thinking of me as much as I find myself thinking of him. 

Oh god.  I’m a gay cliché.  FML. 

In all honesty though, could I date this kid?  Probably not. But he isn’t dumb. And he doesn’t seem as adrift and unfocused as many of his generation are. And fuck if he isn’t ever-so-dreamy to look at.


This has “doom” written all over it, doesn’t it?


About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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6 Responses to Falling in love again…

  1. kevin says:

    oh dearheart… i find myself on. the. cusp. of what you’re talking about. while my young buck is slightly older (25) he’s also… wait for it… a french canadian stripper.

    i have zero issues with his profession. i’d be up there shaking my moneymaker right now if i could.

    there’s something quite palpable between us. he’s young, tight and gorgeous..did i mention french canadian? i’ve asked him outright, “why me?” he says he prefers older guys, and he likes my, ahem, physique.

    i feel like he’s almost the perfect rebound boy. i mean, he digs me, he’s not looking for anything serious, oh, and he’s a young french canadian stripper who DIGS ME.

    but i know me…i fear i’ll fall and fall hard.
    let’s trade war stories.

  2. Mandy says:

    Wow, he sounds awesome. I’d be lying if I told you not to go for it, because I certainly would! Just keep telling yourself it’s just for fun. I really hope you don’t get hurt, but I don’t want you to miss out on some potential great fun with this guy!

  3. Old Lurker says:

    Dude. Don’t sabotage yourself. If the relationship is going to be doomed, let it be doomed in its own time. Quit cutting things off because you are afraid that things will eventually be doomed.

  4. Green Rabbit says:

    maybe you could adopt him!

  5. I second mandy; let it play out on its own accord. meanwhile, enjoy the ride.

  6. Mark in DE says:

    Have “fun” and have fun!! Try not to think too much about it.

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