Yesterday evening as I was driving to the gym, I received the following:
Obviously it was a wrong number text, and I let them know. But dang. Bad night for that person…..
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness