Daddy Issues

It’s time that I face facts. I’m 46. Grey. I’ve got a “dad bod”. I have more aches and pains accumulating. I also have a stable job, and a living environment with no roommates.

I’m a *gasp*…

“Daddy”.

  
I’m really not ready for this moniker yet. I don’t want to be old!!  Mentally I feel like I’m 19. Chronologically?  Not so much.

But sometimes membership does have its privileges. 

Like on Friday when I was hit on by (and subsequently had sex with) a 23 year old regulation hottie. 

And when I say “hottie” I mean this kid is a solid 9.  

Handsome as fuck. Chestnut hair and beard. Stacked muscular torso with pecs for days! And as for *doen there*?

Holy Christ. 

I will say the one drawback is that he fucked like a 23 year old- and I think we all have an idea of what this entails. But he definitely got extra credit for alacrity and effulgence!

And he texted me this weekend. 

So, while I may not quite be ready for full daddy status, I will try my best to enjoy myself along the downhill slide. 

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About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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4 Responses to Daddy Issues

  1. Mark, née Fuzz says:

    I was horrified the first time a youngun called me daddy, until I noticed the sweet fanny he wagged in my direction. And it is seriously hard feeling sorry for you considering the story that goes along with your lament. You old coot.

  2. LOPER says:

    When I have to make them prove they are over 18 is when I think, “maybe he is too young”. I always talk myself out of that…. Yes, young ones have not mastered the art of fucking, but I have found them very trainable…

  3. Blobby says:

    10 yrs ago my friend, David, told me to embrace my ‘daddy’ status when a 23 yo hit on me, but didn’t know who the Partridge Family was. I couldn’t do it.

  4. J says:

    I always wonder when they go Daddy…. Does this mean they are passive bottoms…???…

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