Glamour Shots

Here’s my chance to exercise my inner bitch. I secretly love being all judgmental and catty, so….

  Evidently her husband only had to tell her the one time. 


   Do you like dragons?  Cuz Imma be dragon deez nails down your back later. 


  “WRONG HOLE, STAN!”


I just ate Honey Boo Boo. 

    Le Vian Diamonds introduces their latest line: chocolate grillz. 


  Cheryl’s turn-ons include: open carry laws, militias, and Walmart 


  Avast ye scurvy dogs and feast yer eyes on me plundered booty. 


 Cynthia always sports fivehead bangs– cuz fore just isn’t enough. 

  This is as close to being a mermaid as Gladys ever got… Other than the smell. 

   You have the right to remain sexy.
  I believe Harley Davidson just issued a recall notice. 


  The love… It burns!



  Eat your heart out, Chaka!


   

Why yes, I AM a Canadian figure skater– why do you ask?

 
 What?  It’s “steampunk”.


And now here is one for you to do!  Submit your bitchy caption in the comments. And yes– I know we’re going to hell….

  

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About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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11 Responses to Glamour Shots

  1. “I see you over there! And over there!”

  2. Geoffrey says:

    Look at the camera here…no, here…here…oh wait.

  3. wcs says:

    Peter’s drag name: Isa Crost,

  4. a says:

    the inspiration for jethro tull’s song “cross-eyed mary”.

  5. Partick says:

    Modern Modigliani

  6. Partick says:

    Wait… Molly Ringwald Modigliani!

  7. Mike says:

    Juanita’s baby-sized left hand was the least of her worries.

  8. Hank says:

    CB was elated at the beautiful picture of his long lost sister!

  9. Mark in DE says:

    LOL – these are terrific!

  10. I’m A Cross-Eyed Lover…& I’m Luvin’ It…At least my hands are dainty…so what I look like I just stepped out of a magazine from h*ll fotoshoot…at least I look good despite my age…

  11. Rick says:

    Look into my eyes. I said look into my eyes damn it.

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