Here’s my chance to exercise my inner bitch. I secretly love being all judgmental and catty, so….
Evidently her husband only had to tell her the one time.
Do you like dragons? Cuz Imma be dragon deez nails down your back later.
“WRONG HOLE, STAN!”
I just ate Honey Boo Boo.
Le Vian Diamonds introduces their latest line: chocolate grillz.
Cheryl’s turn-ons include: open carry laws, militias, and Walmart
Avast ye scurvy dogs and feast yer eyes on me plundered booty.
Cynthia always sports fivehead bangs– cuz fore just isn’t enough.
This is as close to being a mermaid as Gladys ever got… Other than the smell.
You have the right to remain sexy.
I believe Harley Davidson just issued a recall notice.
The love… It burns!
Eat your heart out, Chaka!
Why yes, I AM a Canadian figure skater– why do you ask?
What? It’s “steampunk”.
And now here is one for you to do! Submit your bitchy caption in the comments. And yes– I know we’re going to hell….
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