Creepin’ on mah beard

This weekend I had a very interesting experience.  While furniture shopping (at Blu Dot) I was greeted warmly by a guy who totally recognized me. 

From our one meeting years ago. 

And from his self-admitted Facebook creeping of me. 

And in this case, I totally don’t mind the creepin’.  Trust me. 

The manager of the store used to run “Retro Rehab”– a business run out of his home where he bought, restored, and resold mid-century modern furniture. 

He’s the guy from whom I puechased my Heywood-Wakefield low boy dresser!  Like 4 years ago.

Not only did he remember me, he remembered that I was the one who got the HW low boy. 

He also, evidently remembered my beard. Because he mentioned it. And mentioned a little Facebook beard creepin’.

I was kind of taken aback. I had always thought he was straight and married. And his casual admission really put me off balance. 

I mean– was he flirting?? Is he available??? Because if so… Imma work that like a pommel horse!

He’s ridiculously masculine, handy, handsome as hell, and has the sexiest voice. 

Le sigh……

Anyway. I didn’t buy anything that day, but I may head back in the future. 

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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2 Responses to Creepin’ on mah beard

  1. Old Lurker says:

    It appears that his marketing techniques worked!

  2. Mark in DE says:

    Fortunately you know where to find him! 😉

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