In the first episode Galavant and King Richard visit “ye olde gay pub” (called The Enchanted Forest) and Kylie Minogue does a song and dance number.
Need I say more?
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness