It’s so nice to have a plant that you water occasionally and fertilize every so often and it just somehow knows that it’s time to bloom.
Now if only my orchids would pick up a few pointers.
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness