My birthday was awhile back, but I really didn’t get anything. But I forgive you all.
To make it up to me, you can chip in and get me this:
And it’s just my size!
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness