I hate Grindr for a couple of reasons. First, all the guys tend to be very young and douchey. Second, there are a lot of bots on the site.
Whenever a hot guy messages me first, I know it’s a bot. And usually I just delete the message.
But today I decided to see how far I could go with him/it.
But Armando wasn’t finished…
And still it continued…
Aaaaaand this is the longest Grindr conversation I’ve ever had.
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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bwhahahahahahaha! snappy repartee, dear!
I think you have found your match
LOL – you are hilarious!!