horror honor of this be”love”ed holiday, I present you with some Valentine’s cards.
Been to DisneyLand lately?
Nothing says Happy Valentine’s like implied rape…
Or horrible racism.
Or Passive Aggression.
Fifty Shades of Valentines.
Children and knives never gets old.
Or babies with guns.
Milk me, bitch!!
And then ski over it like a mogul.
And now for a creepy trio:
Or how about this classic?
And last but not least:
Nothing says “I love you” like threatening suicide.
Happy Valentine’s Day.