Two-Sentence Horror Stories

I kind of like those really abbreviated teaser horror stories that are floating about the internet. They’re like one or two sentences max, yet creepy.

I came up with this one today:

“Hiring a clown was a great idea; he’s keeping the children so quiet,” John’s wife said.

“What clown?” He replied.

Or how about some of these:

When Susan got home from work, she was surprised to find her husband sitting in the living room waiting for her… especially since her husband died 20 years ago.

She asked why I was breathing so heavily. I wasn’t.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.”

It’s the middle of the night and someone keeps prank calling you– so you *69 them. That’s when you hear a muffled cellphone vibration coming from inside your bedroom closet.

Ok- and now it’s your turn. You have any good two sentence horror stories for me? Put them in the comments.

Oh, and happy hallowe’en.

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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3 Responses to Two-Sentence Horror Stories

  1. Mark in DE says:

    Sure to be classics!

  2. wcs says:

    Wolf Blitzer is still on the air. Jeb Bush and Rand Paul were elected. Aaaaaaaack!

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