I saw this Grecian Urn at the British Museum, and it made me giggle. It really needs a caption, though. Give me a good one and I’ll post it on my FB page.
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness