And of course I’ve left a brilliant one for you to caption. Do it to honor Murica for our independence! Put your caption idea in the comments :
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness