Trouble in Paradise??

So, guess what I haven’t heard in quite some time?

Yup– my neighbors fucking.

It used to be fairly regular, but I can honestly say I haven’t heard it in months. I also haven’t heard a low, rumbly, indistinct make voice at all. Or the ramming and clunking around that I used to hear.

Unfortunately I haven’t seen the douchey-but-hot ex-military guy in awhile either. I’ve seen her though.

Her roots need work and she looks even more stink face than normal. It’s the same look that stems from not getting a good cunt-wrecking on a regular basis.

Hrm. Methinks there’s been a change in the living arrangements. And she’s the one left, much to my dismay.

I was always hoping she’d get kicked to the curb and he’d come over to borrow a cup of sex sometime.

Oh well.

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About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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4 Responses to Trouble in Paradise??

  1. Chip says:

    No one can ever accuse you of not having a way with the written word, CB. 😉

  2. 😉
    interesting times in MSP, eh?

  3. truthspew says:

    Ah yes – you can always tell the trouble in paradise. I had one neighbor who used to beat the shit out of his girlfriend. Called the cops enough times. Then one day I look down and there’s neighbor guy being lead into a rescue truck, jittering like crazy. Never saw him again.

  4. Girl Tuesday says:

    The “douchey-but-hot-ex-military guy”? How do you come up with this shit, CB? LUV it!!!

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