So, guess what I haven’t heard in quite some time?
Yup– my neighbors fucking.
It used to be fairly regular, but I can honestly say I haven’t heard it in months. I also haven’t heard a low, rumbly, indistinct make voice at all. Or the ramming and clunking around that I used to hear.
Unfortunately I haven’t seen the douchey-but-hot ex-military guy in awhile either. I’ve seen her though.
Her roots need work and she looks even more stink face than normal. It’s the same look that stems from not getting a good cunt-wrecking on a regular basis.
Hrm. Methinks there’s been a change in the living arrangements. And she’s the one left, much to my dismay.
I was always hoping she’d get kicked to the curb and he’d come over to borrow a cup of sex sometime.