Fruit of the Loom lover, that is. Or FotL for those in the know.
Take, for example, their latest ad:
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something about this campaign that I quite like.
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness