So, evidently it’s “filter changing season” at my condo building. Getting ready for summer (or some such warmer season, even though it’s snowing here today). Anyway, I vaguely recall seeing a reminder email about it.
The filter work entails a couple guys (our building caretaker and an HVAC dude) going into your unit and doing the individual filter changes/checks for the shared AC unit.
Well, I forgot it was happening and subsequently did NOT have my place tidied up and appropriately ready to receive visitors. And yesterday they did visit.
My kitchen was a mess and there were dirty clothes littering my bedroom floor. And I also may have had porn DVDs lying about in full view.
Dirty, raunchy, nasty porn DVDs.
And worse than that? I had also left out my “kit”. My, um, special cleaning kit. For, you know… Um… Deep Cleaning.
Ahem.
And it was out. In full view. In my bathroom. Which is where the access panels are for the AC filters.
Quel embarrassment!
Mangina Monologues 
Are any of the guys hot? Maybe you’ll get a call or knock on your door.
Yeah – it could lead to certain opportunities.
**cough, cough**
Industrial deep cleaning kits probably would go undetected by the typical straight guy.
OMFG! at least you didn’t have the sling set up in the living room!
Don’t be embarrassed! You just gave some worker a great story to tell later… “OMG! You should’ve seen what I saw today in this guy’s condo today…. ” LOL
[evil grin]