But it comes with a free Frogurt.

So there’s this guy at my gym.

(Yeah yeah, I know. There’s always some guy at my gym. But at least it’s good blog fodder.)

I’ve had a crush on him for like 3 years and lined away from afar. (That’s bad)

But he and I have finally started talking. (That’s good)

He is just now going through a tough break up (that’s… Bad?)

Yet he seems sorta-kinda interested (that’s… Good?)

He’s 28. (That’s very bad)

He seems 38 (That’s very good)

Between work, travel, and renovating a 4-plex thst he owns he is incredibly busy (that’s bad)

But he will be traveling less and at the gym more– and at my gym time (that’s good)

But he’s a big, beefy weight lifter (that’s bad)

But he’s a big, beefy, bearded, weight lifter! (That’s good)

He does not seem to be musically inclined at all (that’s bad)

But he has an engineering degree and a good job, is well travelled, well read, and smart (that’s good)

He can be a bit quiet and difficult to read (that’s bad)

He has a bawdy side and is sexy as hell (that’s good)

He has this blonde hair and these pale blue eyes and a reddish beard and thighs like a line backer and a rough, deep voice that makes my heart pound like a nail…..

(That’s bad. That’s very very very bad.)

I’m cursed.


About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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8 Responses to But it comes with a free Frogurt.

  1. justajeepguy says:

    One more: is he a top or bottom?

  2. Chip says:

    I think you have mentioned him before…..in a previous post!

  3. Girl Tuesday says:

    He sounds like a very very bad boy……………… and that’s good!

  4. and you want him to pound you like a nail (that’s good).
    take your time, talk with him, see where it leads.

  5. Mark, née Fuzz says:

    Stop analyzing shit so fucking much. Analysis paralysis gets you nowhere. You sound interested. Ask him out for Christ sake and see if flies. If it does, good. If not, it won’t be the end of the world.

  6. Mark in DE says:

    How can a bearded beefy bodybuilder be anything but good??

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