Candy Hearts

As Balentimes Day is nearly upon us, it had got me thinking. Thinking about chocolate and cards and especially those little, chalky, disgustingly flavored candy hearts.

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Which made me think about making my own. But in sugar cookie form.

If I weren’t so lazy, I think it would be fun to make heart shaped cookies and the ice them with some fun and more “adult” sayings.

Here’s a list of potential ideas:

U A Top?
Lost UR #
U Swallow?
I Bottom
Yes SIR
Fuck Me
Let’s Fuck
Twink
Twink H8R
Who’s UR Daddy?
Don’t Text
Who R U?
Screen Name?
U Discreet?
On the DL
Cunt Rekr
Grindr U
U On Scruff?
U Neg?
DDF??
R U In Yet?
Slut
It Broke
Pull Out
Scat Luvr
8×6
Cub 4 U
Saw UR CL Ad
Go Home
I Work Early
Did We Fuck?
Rim U
Fuck Hole
Did U Cum?
Whore
Rosebud
Luv UR Cum
Cum Dump
Fist U
Piss Pig
Jizz Pig
BDSM OK
Boi Toi
Man Hole
Baby Batter
U Wanna?

This is just a smattering of ideas. You guys got any others you think would make good “hearts”?

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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11 Responses to Candy Hearts

  1. Tony says:

    HUNG
    PACKING
    LOADED
    SWOLLEN
    THICK

  2. Tony says:

    MEATY
    STRAPPED

  3. justajeepguy says:

    You can go to mms.com and order M & M’s with any message you want. The price is very reasonable.

  4. TIE ME UP
    BE GENTLE
    TOYS?

  5. Girl Tuesday says:

    What does 8×6 mean? Sorry…….. I’m blonde!

  6. JimA says:

    I ❤ 2 B E10 (I love to be eaten)

  7. Old Lurker says:

    TINY PENIS
    NO FATS
    NO FEMS
    SHRIMPABLE
    BITTER
    CLOSET CASE

    … apparently I am into the candy negging.

  8. Mark in DE says:

    HA!! These are hilarious.

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