This past weekend I happened to be perusing the Craigslist personals (don’t judge!) and I came across some interesting ads.
And by “interesting” I mean WTF?
Like this one:
Sleazy and demure. Just like Total Recall. Oh, and “very hot”.
Or this little gem:
Mmmm. Who’s hongry for brackfast? Show me how the piggy eats!!
Or if hash “browns” aren’t your thing, then how about trampling someone?
Dude, I’m so into this! Can I wear my Uggs and Yak Trax, too??
This last one also caught my eye:
I nearly hit this one up– but she smokes AND drinks. Wah- waaaah.
Now, I’m used to seeing the occasional fucked up personal ad, but these were like all on the same day! And there were MORE but this post was already getting lengthy.
It must have been a full moon.