This past weekend I happened to be perusing the Craigslist personals (don’t judge!) and I came across some interesting ads.
And by “interesting” I mean WTF?
Like this one:
Sleazy and demure. Just like Total Recall. Oh, and “very hot”.
Or this little gem:
Mmmm. Who’s hongry for brackfast? Show me how the piggy eats!!
Or if hash “browns” aren’t your thing, then how about trampling someone?
Dude, I’m so into this! Can I wear my Uggs and Yak Trax, too??
This last one also caught my eye:
I nearly hit this one up– but she smokes AND drinks. Wah- waaaah.
Now, I’m used to seeing the occasional fucked up personal ad, but these were like all on the same day! And there were MORE but this post was already getting lengthy.
It must have been a full moon.
Mangina Monologues 
it takes all kinds…
personally, ewwwww!
Don’t make fun of my dates! 😉
I sometimes read the personals, too. Some of them are so ridiculous to the point of being hilarious. But does anyone actually hook up from an ad? I always thought they were either people cat fishing, or serial killers looking for the next victim. The “missed connections” are the dumbest. Our eyes met at the McDonald’s drive through. Tell me what kind of car I have so I’ll know it’s you. Seriously? Who would expect that to go anywhere?
You could’ve caught an STD just READING those ads.
read the ‘missed connections’. you just never know.
read the ‘missed connections’. you just never know.
Actually met my b/f of four years through Craigslist! Even though I’m not hooking up, I still read them for entertainment, especially the missed connections section.
I feel like I need a shower after reading this post!