Thank Jebus for heated seats!!

I don’t think I have ever been in temperatures this cold. Not even as a child when there was always more snow and colder temperatures and steeper hills and harder hardships.

You know how it is.

Although according to the weather folks, it hasn’t been this cold since 1912. It’s gratifying to know they had global warming back then, too.

The official temperature in the Twin Cities this morning was -21F (-29C). My car showed this:


The bad thing is that it’s really windy too. Like 20mph windy. Which gives us wind chills at -50 or so.

The instant I stepped outside, my face hurt. Like it was going to crack off. It was the kind of cold that just cuts right through your clothes, no matter how many layers you have on.

And yes, naturally I had to come to work today. My office is freezing and i have my space heater going full-blast. The cold pouring off the window at my back is chilling me.

Here’s what the afternoon looks like:


At least it warms up to -15F. I just hope my car starts when it comes time to go home.


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9 Responses to Thank Jebus for heated seats!!

  1. Chip says:

    Did you have to go to work, or would they have “docked” you if you stayed home?

  2. justajeepguy says:

    What you didn’t ride your bike in? You can thank the POLAR VORTEX (how Day After Tomorrow!) and it’s not global warming! It’s climate change. =) Stay warm and maybe they’ll let you go home early.

  3. that crap is headed my way. 6a it was 58F; currently at 1:30p it’s 39F and falling.

  4. Girl Tuesday says:

    That’s fucked up, cb.

  5. truthspew says:

    It’s pretty warm here today, 54F. Tomorrow we sink back into the freeze though at 16F and then temps even out the rest of the week.

  6. Mark in DE says:

    Dude – I don’t know what to say, other than “That’s f’ed up.”

  7. Blobby says:

    Not getting heated seats is not an option. It always then puts you up in another ‘package’l level in terms of pricing but fuck, it’s Ohio and it’s cold 7 months of the year.

  8. DennyNYC says:

    You might want to have the antifreeze level checked in your car(s). I don’t think factory specs take into account temps this low.

  9. Rick says:

    Man, I am speechless. It wouldn’t be my belly button that’s an insy with temps that cold. I know you and sooo many others are suffering. It’s suppose to be 75 here today. AC is coming back on.

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