Li’l B*Hole Comix

Merry Chris_mas, motherfuckers!

Yeah, it’s been far too long. I’ve just been so goddamn busy! But yesterday’s post had too much sensitivity and heart, so today I’ll follow it up with a dose of “me”.











And now a gift for you. Twas the night before XXXmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring– except for Billy and his father.

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About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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14 Responses to Li’l B*Hole Comix

  1. Carl says:

    Sorry Dad, I’m spent! Santa wore me out!

  2. Robert says:

    I was happy to fulfill your Santa’s Lap fantasy, but I’m just not in the mood tonight.

  3. Mark, née Fuzz says:

    Put that back in your pants. It may look like a duck call, but Phil Robertson says no.

  4. justajeepguy says:

    Jeffy’s right, good boy swallow but I’m not a good boy. I’m a nasty boy so plant it hard and deep.

  5. justajeepguy says:

    “When Santa comes, it sure sprays everywhere.” was the BEST!

    • cb says:

      Thanks! Yeah, I was pleased with myself on that one. I also quite liked my Douglas “fur” / nutria comment, but people don’t seem to be getting that one….

  6. DamienOz says:

    I endorse Mark’s comment – that’s a classic.

  7. bearhunterfl says:

    so let me make sure I understand …. I take care of your needs now, and the Xbox 360 I want shows up under the tree tomorrow…..

  8. JimA says:

    NO! Don’t turn off the light in the window! It’s means “I’m open for business”!

  9. Dave says:

    could you be a lamb and bring me a moist towelette. I seem to have shat myself.

  10. What do I need to do with Rudolf again?

  11. wcs says:

    I tried to make a tent like yours, but my dick’s only two inches long.

  12. Ralphy says:

    I am conflicted. Would letting you do that make me a good boy or a bad boy?

  13. Matthew says:

    Can we just skip ahead to the happy ending?

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