Well shit.

Figuratively and literally.

My new promotion at work is less than four days old and it’s already blowing up. It’s like everyone read the announcement and figures a switch was flipped so now I’m being inundated with management crap.

Add to that my coworker who will be out at least. 4 more weeks recuperating from his cardiac event…

Yeah. Shit.

And then on top of this, I got some sort of dysentery. Or something.

You know that scene at then bridal boutique from Bridesmaids? Yeah. Well, imagine me in that Lady St. Petsois JuJu gown crossing the street– again and again and again.

Oh yeah.

About every hour on the hour since 3 pm yesterday.

Double shit.


About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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7 Responses to Well shit.

  1. Girl Tuesday says:

    Sounds like you’ve got some kind of bug – like a 24 hour thing. 😦

  2. truthspew says:

    Welcome to management!

  3. JimA says:

    holy shit batman!

  4. Yvespaul says:

    I think it’s your nerve upsetting your stomach. Calm the f*** down. F*** what other people think, you deserve your promotion. Now put the kids to work and ride them like the bitches they are!

  5. Mark, nee Fuzz says:

    Totally off topic, though maybe this will cheer you up. When I saw this, I thought it something I would expect to see on a Whyku Wednesday.

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