Look what I picked up at Walmart for cheap today!!!
I had to dodge a knife fight and step over a trampled worker to get them, but it was so worth it! Perfect for my Hanukkah Bush.
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness