Extreme Make Over

I’m always a fan of a good make-over. Sometimes when I’m out with a gay friend and I see an “unfortunate” I’ll turn and say:

Wonder Gay powers– activate! Form of an Ice Comb! Shape of cruelty free beauty products!

It’s my secret joy.

But in the case of Frida Kahlo, I was beaten to the punch. I’ve always liked her art, even if her self-portraits do have a sort of Emmett Kelly sad clown vibe. I mean, tweezers and hot wax were invented by the early 1900’s… Right?

Well, thanks to the internets and photoshop, someone decided to give Ms Kahlo a bit of a lesson in the feminine arts.

This is Frida before:

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Guuuuurl– what, what, WHAT were you thinking?? And you painted yourself like this?? Weren’t you looking in a mirror??

And now, after some industrial laser hair removal and artful makeup application, we get this:

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Sooooo much better, am I right? Although I would have lost the dead hummingbird necklace, too. After all, what did Coco say?

When accessorizing, always take off the last thing you put on.

Now, about that monkey…..

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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6 Responses to Extreme Make Over

  1. Mark in DE says:

    I suppose I like a good make-over too, which is why I watch so many home make-over shows on HGTV. This one is funny though.

  2. Girl Tuesday says:

    Nice transformation. And I love it that you pretend to make people over with your gay makeover superpowers! That rocks! I still hate monkeys, and I always will. They are just evil creatures…….

  3. Lol. Why? The monkey’s cute. How about the dripping blood?

  4. Girl Tuesday says:

    Nik, admit it – monkeys are just plain evil. And yea, lose the neklace – it’s obviously painful to wear…..

  5. interesting! she now has softer features. the necklace and the monkey should be airbrushed out.

  6. JimA says:

    I wonder how you would make me over?

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