I just got a new toilet sets and boy is it nice! Okay, it isn’t as nice as one of those fancy, Japanese bidet toilet seats, but it’s nicer than what I had.
You see, it “soft closes”.
Yeah, my new throne cover slowly closes down; no more bangy my wangy. And no more startlingly loud slams when I piss in the middle of the night.
Really, what took me so long to jump into 20th century bog technology?
You know something? The toilet seat that I just replaced was the same one that was present when I bought my condo. It looked pretty clean and new, so I just left it.
But the lure of the soft close was simply too strong. So I used a Home Depot gift card and gave my commode a face lift. Well, technically it’s more of a mouth lift, butt….
It’s nice and I’m glad I made the switch. But it does beg the question– what would my readers do?
When you move into a new house or apartment, do you replace the toilet seat with a fresh one? I never really thought about it much until replacing mine this weekend.