Hello fudge-packerz!!
It’s a return of da comix. And to start? Congrats to “cm” for the last winning caption:
And now for this weeks bastardizations:
And now it’s your turn. See the panel immediately below?? I purposely left it intact, as it was fairly pervy to begin with. But I’ve also blanked it out so you can try to out-do the original! Put your caption suggestions in the comments;
Mangina Monologues 
Go get the stool daddy so I can give your Mr. Happy a kiss!
Hurry, put your hand here. You can feel it kick already!
Frontal Fart!
Shoot it in my face! Shoot it in my face!
You must be this long to ride the Dolly coaster.
….much like the cb coaster. Or is it long and thick for the latter?
Yes, that’s right. Put your hands behind your back…
Now close your eyes…
Whaddaya say, Daddyo? You work it, I’ll twerk it.