This P.O.S. was parked next to me at BK yesterday:
A “club”? Really??? The rust-bucketness of your car should be enough of a theft deterrent.
Well, that and the dash bible.
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness