This is from a couple weeks back. I know late, but I wanted to acknowledge the winner, as I felt this caption captured childhood innocence and cleverness.
Congrats WCS! Hope France’s weather is okay!
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness