Gotta Love Statistics

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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12 Responses to Gotta Love Statistics

  1. WTeverlovinF? somebody sat down and calculated this? somebody has too much damn free time!

    now where did I leave my baby ruth bar?

  2. justajeepguy says:

    And how much pee is in that pool? Does she know the ave amount a kid pisses and the percentage of those 1,000 kids that will do it in the pool rather then wait to use the bathroom?

    More chlorine PLEASE!

  3. Girl Tuesday says:

    Totally why I rarely swim in public pools. Kids use the pool as a potty – we all know they do. The thought of it is just so gross….. Just don’t put your face in the water!

  4. Chip says:

    Thanks for the diet assistance. I’ve lost my appetite.

  5. truthspew says:

    Actually there’s a math error in there. .14g is an order of magnitude smaller than 10g. I know what a gram looks like a 10g is a small turd.

    Now 1000 * .14 = 140g or 3 tenths of a pound, not 24 pounds.

    • cb says:

      No math error. The “average” person/adult has like .14 grams. But KIDS have as much as 10 grams (aka a turd or poopy butt). Hence the poundage of shit at a water park.

      • truthspew says:

        For the life of me I can’t imagine a kid with 10g of shit on his/her ass. So why did the author mention the adult ratio?

      • truthspew says:

        Well – and note she says “Let’s imagine”. So she’s pulling the 10g number straight out of her own ass.

  6. truthspew says:

    And not for anything chlorinate and filter the water to get the correct Ph level and you pretty much kill of the pathogens.

  7. Mark, née Fuzz says:

    Your tax dollars likely funded this study. Money well spent!

    …and this is why public health departments want you to take your swim trunks off and dab soap on your bung hole before you enter the pool. And since most people merely stand under the shower long enough to rinse the bugs out of their hair if anything at all, it is why there is generally enough chlorine in the water to burn the peach fuzz off your ass.

    I shall start a bung hole inspection service at my gym’s pool, but only for the hot menz. Someone else will have to check the trolls and women.

    • truthspew says:

      LOL! With the full requisite anal probing I’m sure.

      • Mark, nee Fuzz says:

        The inspection will naturally be thorough as any job worth doing is worth doing well. Once a bung passes the visual and digital phases, it is still subject to the taste test.

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