Pahtee, pahtee, PAHTEE!

Okay, so it really isn’t a party as much as a meeting. But it’s at my place, and there could be like 20 people there!!

I’ve never had that many people in my place at one time with the lights on, so I want to make a good impression!

(I kid– it was only like 10….)

Anyway.

I’m hosting this Monty’s drum corps leadership team meeting. It’s all the section leaders, drum majors, and corps director/staff. It’s this Thursday and I’m freaking out a bit.

I am providing food and beverages. And I haven’t “hosted” an event this size for a long time. I’ve forgotten how to do it!

I’m not going “fancy”– they ain’t worth it. It’s going to be those Hawaiian rolls, a selection of meats and cheeses and condiments, salad, a hot dip and crackers, soda and beer. Maybe some veggies.

I shop tonight for all the above crap. And do more cleaning.

I did “foundational” cleaning this past weekend. Toilet, bathtub, sinks, countertops, vacuuming, dusting, etc. Tonight I steam mop and do more vacuuming/cat hair removal.

I will also prep the dip and salad dressing.

You see, Wednesday is rehearsal and I won’t get home until after 10. And Thursday the meeting is at 6:30, which will give me less than an hour to get everything ready.

Yikes!

Oh– I also got a full length mirror for my bedroom (finally!). I mean, what self-respecting fag *doesn’t* have this tool in his arse-anal (so to speak)??

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I also took my old trombones and my old G-baritone bugle and put them above my kitchen cabinets as decoration (and to add some homey-ness to the kitchen space:

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Now… What to wear, what… To… Wear…….

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Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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13 Responses to Pahtee, pahtee, PAHTEE!

  1. truthspew says:

    Umm, that picture in the lower left though – I mean I assume they know you’re gay. But advertising like that??

  2. have a great time hosting, dear!

  3. Girl Tuesday says:

    Do you need to de-fag the place, like when your mom comes?

  4. eli says:

    Yea the dick pic may need to go bye bye for an evening.

  5. Mark in DE says:

    I’m sure your party will be FAB!!

  6. brettcajun says:

    Isn’t that mirror a teensy slim for someone as… umm… voluptuous?… as a full-figured gal like you?

  7. Dustin says:

    Hey there Sam Jones lol

  8. Rick says:

    Where did you put your sling? Maybe you can use it for the rolls if you run out of counter space.
    You’ll be a great host and will probably have a few new admirers afterwards. Good luck!

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