Cool Mom

I have a cool mom (not a regular mom).

I’m 43 and I still get nervous when I tell my parents things like “I bought a new car.”

I sent my mom a text message and pic of me with my new car yesterday morning, but hadn’t heard anything back all day. So I called her.

Cb: Hey, didn’t you see my iMessage?

Mom: no, I had the carpets cleaned and haven’t been home

Cb: well I sent you a pic

Mom: hold on, let me check… What is that?

Cb: I may or may not have bought a new car…..

Mom: is that a MINI? Oh, I’m so GLAD!!

Cb: um, you’re glad?

Mom: you LOVED your MINIs! I remember you talking about them when we were at the farmers market before they even came out.

Cb: you do?

Mom: oh sure. They’re cool little cars! I always liked your MINI and missed it when you got rid of it.

Cb: but don’t think maybe it was a bit frivolous to buy it? The Subaru was perfectly adequate…

Mom: why not? You can afford it and you like them. So why not have something you enjoy?

Cb: yeah, I suppose

Mom: it even the same colors as your first one! I can’t wait to go for a ride in it

Then I told her about all the features. She’s so excited for me and glad I went back to having one.

I feel better about my purchase now.

P.S. for names I’m thinking “Caruthers” or “Vince”….

About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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10 Responses to Cool Mom

  1. truthspew says:

    Go with Vincenzo! The reason I say it is that Britain was once a Roman protectorate and the Mini got it’s start there. So Vincenzo (Veen-Chen-zo) works. And you can call it Vin or Vinny for short.

  2. Terry says:

    Your mom is most definitely cool.

  3. zack says:

    Can I adopt your mom?

  4. justajeepguy says:

    Hey I just saw on The Big Bang Theory tonight ( a repeat) The Harold Wolowitz bought a Clubman too!

  5. Chip says:

    My car’s name is Acosua, (Ah-cus-ew-uh)

  6. Kelly Stern says:

    Spartacus! or Cleopatra… I am drunk, ignore me…

  7. rg says:

    Nope, I’d still go with Mr. Tiddles.

  8. CitizenKurt says:

    I miss my Mom, give yours a hug for ,me

  9. Hugo says:

    Your car’s name is Tarquin.

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