Why it got to be *black* Friday, huh? Cuz it mostly about dumb white folk campin’ out and buyin’ shit they don’t need.
I hope everyone had a good thanksgiving full of food and friends and family.
And I really hope none of y’all’s stinkin’ asses is out shopping today. Just say NO.
And in case you didn’t see this:
Spider-Man eating Uncle Sam’s ass like it was a Vegas buffet!