Or should I say afterbirth?
Someone brought in a leftover bag of hallowe’en goodies to work today. I use the term “goodies” loosely. I mean, look what’s left?
Does this shock anyone?
People. For the love of Jesus and Candy. Do NOT subject kids to “Whoppers” as their “treat”.
The only thing worse than getting Whoppers in your trick or treat plastic jack-o-lantern is getting a box of Raisins (aka natures candy).
Or dental floss.
Whoppers as a candy should not exist. They are the gym-class nerd of candies– always chosen last. And only because you have to.
Seriously. Just pony up the extra dollar and get fun size Milky Ways or Butterfingers.
And leave the Whoppers for grandparents and their shitty candy dishes.