I’m not a huge fan of Hallowe’en. Much like Christmas, it seems like a ton of work for one stinkin’ day.
And it isn’t even a holiday where you get a day off work!
Plus you have to hide out in your own home with the lights off so a bunch of uterus turds don’t come around begging for candy.
So as an adult, I’ve never been a big fan of participating.
Although I do enjoy seeing how people choose to dress up; it’s psychologically insightful. It’s like everyone gets a free day to let their freak flag fly with impunity.
I find it especially interesting how many “straight” boys choose to do drag on Hallowe’en.
All this being said, I must admit that I have a small fetish that hallowe’en teases.
It involves masks.
I find masks to be very erotic. And no, not talking about a Richard Nixon mask. Or that ghost face from scream.
No, I mean more of the “Robin” mask. Preferably in leather.
Or those masquerade half-face masks (but not with feathers and bells). Maybe something like this:
I found this mask while wandering Target this weekend. I saw it and immediately thought, “Oooo, do I have a good use for this!”
But what good is only one mask? For fun “playtimes” you need two. So I went back and got another:
The mask I was actually most drawn to was black leather and had one of those large, downward curving beak-noses. Totally creepy yet titillating.
But after I tried it on my immediate thought was, “I’d never be able to give a blowjob while wearing this.”
Plus that damn beak would get in the way of kissing and “other activities”.
The two masks I purchased do not suffer from this same design flaw. I’m just sayin’.
Now to find someone to help me break them in……