I’m not a huge fan of Hallowe’en. Much like Christmas, it seems like a ton of work for one stinkin’ day.

And it isn’t even a holiday where you get a day off work!

Plus you have to hide out in your own home with the lights off so a bunch of uterus turds don’t come around begging for candy.

So as an adult, I’ve never been a big fan of participating.

Although I do enjoy seeing how people choose to dress up; it’s psychologically insightful. It’s like everyone gets a free day to let their freak flag fly with impunity.

I find it especially interesting how many “straight” boys choose to do drag on Hallowe’en.

All this being said, I must admit that I have a small fetish that hallowe’en teases.

It involves masks.

I find masks to be very erotic. And no, not talking about a Richard Nixon mask. Or that ghost face from scream.

No, I mean more of the “Robin” mask. Preferably in leather.

Or those masquerade half-face masks (but not with feathers and bells). Maybe something like this:


I found this mask while wandering Target this weekend. I saw it and immediately thought, “Oooo, do I have a good use for this!”

But what good is only one mask? For fun “playtimes” you need two. So I went back and got another:


The mask I was actually most drawn to was black leather and had one of those large, downward curving beak-noses. Totally creepy yet titillating.

But after I tried it on my immediate thought was, “I’d never be able to give a blowjob while wearing this.”

Plus that damn beak would get in the way of kissing and “other activities”.

The two masks I purchased do not suffer from this same design flaw. I’m just sayin’.

Now to find someone to help me break them in……


About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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6 Responses to Fetish’ween

  1. Chip says:

    I love when “uterus turds…come around begging for candy” and ring my front doorbell !!

  2. Sam says:

    Agree that Halloween is much to do about nothing and just for one evening that often falls within the work week. Christmas however is more like a month of food, parties and decorations – a gay mans dream!!!!

  3. Ben says:

    …but imagine being topped by a guy in a mask. And you think you know who it is…but you can never be completely sure. UGH…excuse me.

  4. Wayne says:

    Way out of context, but was wondering if you saw this. I thought you might like it.

  5. I like the devil mask on you. It looks good.

  6. Rick says:

    Both mask creep me out but I suppose that’s the intent.
    I wasn’t a straight boy but I wanted to be Cinderella one Halloween. I know it was extremely embarrassing for my parents, especially dear ole dad.

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