Inappropriate “Jewelry”

My gym is a YMCA.

Yes, a majority of the clientele are gay men.

And yes, the Y tends to be a fairly active cruising ground.

And yes, I happen to know first second third hand that things can happen in the sauna/steam room there.

But just because all this is true does NOT mean you should accessorize like you are the whore of Steamworks!

Two weeks ago, there was a rather “sizeable” man from Amsterdam lounging in the sauna at the Y– wearing a cock ring roughly the size and thickness of a Wonder Woman bracelet.

Not exaggerating.

Then last week a guy ambled past in the locker room and I noticed he was “clinking”… From the chains attached to his PA and disappearing somewhere in his taintal region.

And then there was the guy last night.

The guy was hanging about the sauna and steam room, and he seemed quite proud of his new adornment.

He had what was probably a 2 gauge PA– which would have been perfectly respectable, had it not also been roughly the diameter of a mason jar lid.

Not kidding.

It was easily 3 inches in diameter.

And to add to the spectacle, it had a sapphire-colored captive bead the size of a marble shooter.

When he walked around, the whole assembly was slapping back an forth between his thighs. Audibly.

Now there’s this black dude that I chat with (on occasion) in the sauna. He was there, and when PA guy left, our conversation went like this;

cb: tell me you saw that?

Bd: how could I not?

Cb: what is he thinking?

Bd: he’s thinking he wants to show off his new jewelry– now that it’s bigger. It used to be slightly more modest.

Cb: um, jewelry is ok… That was like the Hope Diamond!

Bd: I know, right?

Cb: I’m all for self expression and pee-dazzling, but this is technically a family gym. FAMILY not “family”.

Bd: Yeah, he should at least have like an “everyday” one, and this one could just be for special occasions.

Cb: Like cruising the Y? But dude doesn’t need to bust out the tiara for that!

Seriously, can you think of any good reason to wear a cock ring or enormous PA jewelry/chains/etc to the gym?

I mean, I’m the king of “inappropriate”, but even I find this behavior a bit… distasteful.

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6 Responses to Inappropriate “Jewelry”

  1. Dirk says:

    I can’t even imagine what would make anyone think that getting that sort of piercing would make them more attractive/sexy/whatever. Ugh.

  2. The gods demand people be good but they LOVE being evil. says:

    There was a very real perception that bi-racial was much worse for the white than it was for the person of color. The liberal culture screamed racism when there is a very reasonable explanation for this reality::::
    In this white punishment known as the United States the person of color has already adopted the disfavors/temptations intended for another race. But by associating/mating with a person of color the white is newly adopting the disfavors of another culture.
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    People of color can’t recover from absorbing the temptations from two cultures. And why they become more and more like so many blacks in America:::Veterans at absorbing the temptations of two cultures.
    To further illustrate this is why California’s educational system/funding was ranked #1 when California was white:::Education being the basis of the affluent economic system. Now even public higher education has become unaffordable.

    The gods placed us all into our own corners of the globe. As such for thousands of years we spent time and reproduced with out own kind.
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    Each has it’s own elements of disfavor, and by experiencing other cultures you are being exposed to these disfavors, which if people may adopt will make their state even worse than prior.
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    Remember, this concept of cultural diversity is an element of the liberal platform the gods used to promote societal decay, revealed on the map with the “beast” that is the SanFranciscoBayArea and the spread of social deterioration that spread to the rest of the country and eventually to the entire globe.

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  3. That same spammer has been hitting everyone, it would appear.

  4. And back on the post. Why would anyone where any jewelry to the gym anyway? I would think it would get caught on stuff while you’re attempting to work out?

    Then again, I don’t dare be naked in public. Not even at the gym. When I used to go.

  5. Chip says:

    Any kind of a PA is a total turn-off for me. I cannot even look at them in a photograph. I also can’t stand piercings either.

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