Cards Against Humanity

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Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.

Where has I been and why hadn’t I heard of this game???

It is so fucking funny! It’s billed as a card game for horrible people. Which I am!

Someone brought this on our drum corps bus trip this weekend– it was the perfect group for a game like this.

Basically the premise is that there is a black “question” card that is drawn each round by a judge, and the other players choose one of 10 “answer” cards in their hand to play in order to make the funniest, darkest, most racist or inappropriate answer possible.

For example (this is a mild one):

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Or better yet (this is more typical):

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You rotate judging responsibilities, and points are scored if the judge for that hand chooses your card as the “best” answer.

So playing to the judge’s sensibilities helps you win.

I guess it’s similar to “Apples to Apples”– but for nasty adults with filthy, filthy minds.

It’s simple and brilliant, I tell you.

There are some real surprise cards in the deck which I will try not to spoil. However, I will say that when it was my first turn to judge, I laughed so hard I was literally crying and couldn’t breathe.

The question that round was:

_________? High five, bro.

The winning answer that had me gasping?

Jacking off into a pool of children’s tears.

How could you NOT love a game that had that as an answer choice?

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About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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4 Responses to Cards Against Humanity

  1. bubbinga says:

    Oh. My. Fucking. God.

    I am totally downloading/printing the free version to take camping this weekend. It’ll be perfect. The getaway is called, “Queen Acres – Escape to Bitch Mountain,” and the only thing that would make it better would be your presence, cb.

    “The weather is cunty. Wish you were here.”

  2. Rob says:

    I need to get this game. Where did you find it?

  3. Kyle says:

    I have that game. We play it on shows all the time

  4. Blobby says:

    I think it was one of my Sites of the Month 2-3 years ago

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