I’m off for a weekend of drum corps. But not without first leaving you a delicious little b*hole snack.
Now it’s your turn to be a b*hole. What’s little Billy saying?
Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?)
Ambition: to be the best human ever!
Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock
Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness