Tan Lines

One of the benefits of drum corps is that I am outside during the summer. Outside a lot.

Which gives me the opportunity to work on my tan lines:

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I thank my mother (and my mutt heritage) for my melanin. If I’m outside enough, I will cease to look Caucasian.

And I’ve always been a fan of tan lines.

One, I like the contrast off the white “naughty bits” to the Hawaiian tropic glow of the rest of the skin. And two, it has a 70’s retro feel which I quite enjoy.

However, drum corps creates some not-so-sexy tan lines as well. Like excessively white hands because we wear gloves to protect our instruments.

And we have to wear tennis shoes:

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*waaa-whaaaa*

But on the plus side, matching gives you killer calves!

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About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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8 Responses to Tan Lines

  1. Dirk says:

    Don’t you worry about the exposure to UV rays? The premature aging of your skin? The possibility of melanoma?

    • cb says:

      Don’t you worry about nuclear war, AIDS, the ozone layer, chemicals in the water supply, hormones in beef, plastic toxicity, global warming….

      I wear tons of sunscreen. Which is probably poisonous.

  2. anne marie in philly says:

    nice ass, hon! what does the tat on your leg say (pardon me if I missed this in another post)?

  3. James says:

    Hot pic.
    What I don’t understand is how you can get tan when you are wearing a band uniform ??
    And, BTW, do you have a link that takes this interested reader to the beginning of your blog ?

    • cb says:

      Dude, we only wear the uniform for performances. For all our outdoor rehearsals in the blazing sun I’m basically in shorts and shoes.

      And check the bottom of my blog now, there is an archive list.

  4. Chip says:

    Thanks for the archive link, CB
    +++ Chip

  5. Nik_TheGreek says:

    wow… nice ass…

  6. Rick says:

    That really is a sweet ass. I love a tan line too. Just as in your case, a good tan really makes a lily white ass pop.

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