Lookie what I found last night– my *other* douchey sunglasses!!
Yup, these are Oakley “Mumbos” circa 1994? I got them for rollerblading– and because our speed skaters wore them in the Olympics.
I did wear them, but eventually my vision got bad enough that I just couldn’t see while wearing them. So they just say unused in their special Oakley cleaning bag.
Until now.
After a couple moves, I had lost track of them in the shuffle– but I just knew I had saved them. And lo and behold, I found them last night!
Awesomesauce, right?
I can’t wait to wear them to drum corps rehearsals and camps!!
Mangina Monologues 
“…these are Oakley “Mumbos” circa 1994…I got them for rollerblading…”
I’m not even sure where to begin.
OMG – I am wearing that exact same shirt in that exact same color today. Pretty freaky…
I’m afraid would feel pretty “douchey” wearing those Oakleys, dude.
Hey space cadet…Geordi La Forge wants his visor back…
I can feel the douchiness through the internet. LOL
no – those are not awesome. never were. anyone who tells you differently is lying.