Bizarre Fetish

I get off on heavy construction equipment.

Specifically, all-terrain cranes.

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I know it’s odd. And I can’t explain it very well, but there’s something about these multi-wheel vehicles that I find… exciting.

I snapped the above pic at the construction site near where I work. I wanted to stand and watch it work, but that felt a bit creepy.

But I walk past it daily now and steal glances.

I think my fascination with these vehicles dates back to early childhood and the Sears Christmas catalog.

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I have a hazy memory of going through the toy section and dog-earing the page featuring the cranes. I wanted Santa to bring me one so badly!

Alas, I think I got micronauts instead.

Anyway, my love for these particular vehicles remains to this day. I wish I could describe how I feel when I see one….

… It’s like being in grade school and having a crush on a boy in your class and your stomach feels all knotted because you like him but you aren’t supposed to like him so its naughty but also vaguely arousing.

I said it’s bizarre, don’t judge me!

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Nowadays when I see one of these bad boys driving down the road, I get an overwhelming, irrational desire to cut in front of them, make it pull over, hijack it, and then take it for a spin.

I know, I’m sick. But they look like they’d be a blast to drive. Long, wide, powerful, all those massive tires, and the way the big cab sits ahead of the front wheels…

*shudder*

And much like in real life, size matters. The bigger they are, the harder I fall.

500 ton crane? Sexy. 1200 tons?? Fuck yeah!!

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Oversized load? You know it.

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About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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5 Responses to Bizarre Fetish

  1. Raybob says:

    Fetishes are, by their very nature, off the beaten track. Yours is no odder than any others I’ve encountered 🙂 I think there’s even a song about yours in the musical A Chorus Line – the guy who gets the erection when he sees the yellow school bus. Yours is cooler, though!

  2. Rock in Sunny Florida says:

    You don’t have to just fantasize about it! There is a grown-up playground in Florida where you can literally play in the dirt with the big equipment. No affiliation and I can’t vouch for whether it’s worth the trip or the money, just remember seeing it on TV once. http://www.comeplayinthedirt.com/

  3. rjjs8878 says:

    My friend is a construction/industrial photographer. Check out the picture on her website: http://www.jackieshumaker.com/

  4. Java says:

    I, too, love the big equipment. Pun intended. I especially like the earth movers. I really want to have one of those little Bobcat things. I drove a back hoe/front loader once a few years ago. It was one of the most thrilling experiences of my life. For me it isn’t necessarily an erotic fascination, but there is definitely something erotic about the thrill of the experience.

  5. Male Nurse Dave says:

    Hey, I begged for Micronauts for Xmas but my dad thought they were weird so I got Tonka trucks. Too bad we weren’t neighbors…

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