Last night I was all wired from rehearsal and desperately needed to unwind. So I plopped down on my sofa to watch some tv.
What?? Toddlers & Tiaras was a repeat!
Dizzy Disney movie selection? 16 Wishes. The story of a poor, teen girl who gets the magical gift of 16 wishes on her 16th birthday. But she learns valuable lessons about life and how good she really had it once the wishes start going awry.
Think Sixteen Candles meets Maid to Order meets Cinderella meets High School Musical meets… sadly, the list goes on.
The main boy in the movie was played by Jean-Luc Bilodeau. And I completely blame him for making me stay tuned when I should have just turned the shit off.
Can you say “totes adorbs”??
His eyebrows were absolutely hypnotic. And that nose! My god. They drew me in and I couldn’t help myself. I simply had no choice!
The bad part about this? He was born in 1990. Late 1990. He’s only freakin’ 21!!
At least he can legally be plied with “Jesus juice”.
Don’t judge me! (Oh, okay– judge away). I feel like such a 16 year old girl… trapped inside a lecherous old man.
But you gotta admit, he is pretty fetch.
And yes, I AM making fetch happen this year, beyotches.
Love you, mean it. *kiss kiss*