And just like a bad penny…
I haven’t done these in a bit, and it just felt right today. So I hope you enjoy them.
And you fuckers better offer up a caption for the last one. It had “cunty comment” written all over it!!
And now here’s your opportunity. Don’t puss out– I want full on queeny, bitchy comments here!
Mangina Monologues 
Dawg, you wanna see that number go down you best be loppin’ off some parts.
I said eat LIKE Nicole Richie, not eat Nicole Richie
i thought for sure it was gonna go around twice.
my mama so fat when she look at the scale it say “to be continued”
That’s not the off button………….
Still wonder why he cheats?
“Those 50 bareback loads you took last night sure do add up.”
“Mom, I always told you a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips!”
“Hey, isn’t that our area code?”
Holt shit!
Nope, still a fat fuck.
Fingering yourself ain’t gonna make that number go down.
You still need to shave, but it won’t make a difference
Now that you’ve lost the weight how about you do something about that low-tide smell
Looks like a heavy flow day.