Waking Up Hard

No, not with an erection you pervs! I mean waking up groggy and disoriented and you just can’t get moving.

You ever do that?

Well, I woke up that way today.

Most days, Miss Phoebekins wakes me up early by pawing at my curtains or meowing or licking my beard. Either that or I wake up on my own before my alarm.

But today my sleep was off and I was in the midst of some heavy REMs when the alarm busted in on me.

My dream involve a family reunion with dead relatives and everyone playing this bizarre hybrid version of cribbage and euker. Mostly I remember being frustrated by the game rules, because nobody would explain them to me.

But then my alarm went off and I just couldn’t get out of my fog. I’m still super groggy and feel like crap.

I’m hoping the coffee kicks in soon.

Anyone else ever wake up this way?

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About cb

Nickname: Munt Measurements: 45 B, 34, 38(?) Ambition: to be the best human ever! Turn ons: long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, porn, rainbows, cock Turn offs: bad smell face, men who are full of themselves, dead puppies, popcorn, sadness
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6 Responses to Waking Up Hard

  1. I would think the cribbage/euker combination is more of a NIGHTMARE than a dream. I feel your pain.

  2. anne marie in philly says:

    disappointed that this entry is NOT what I thought it should be… 😦

  3. every. single. day.

    but i too echo the above mentioned disappointment!

  4. Chip says:

    Great blog. Is there an easier way to get to the beginning besides scrolling, down-down-down ?

  5. Ben Duce says:

    Every day… this morning I got a get from the boss at 7am and promptly fell asleep and dreamt about work for another 30 minutes.

    Sleep is not my friend at the moment

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