No, not with an erection you pervs! I mean waking up groggy and disoriented and you just can’t get moving.
You ever do that?
Well, I woke up that way today.
Most days, Miss Phoebekins wakes me up early by pawing at my curtains or meowing or licking my beard. Either that or I wake up on my own before my alarm.
But today my sleep was off and I was in the midst of some heavy REMs when the alarm busted in on me.
My dream involve a family reunion with dead relatives and everyone playing this bizarre hybrid version of cribbage and euker. Mostly I remember being frustrated by the game rules, because nobody would explain them to me.
But then my alarm went off and I just couldn’t get out of my fog. I’m still super groggy and feel like crap.
I’m hoping the coffee kicks in soon.
Anyone else ever wake up this way?