Welcome Kats and Kittens!
It’s time for another installment. But this week, I decided it was time to spruce up different comics–
From The New Yorker.
But first, the winner from last week: Mark, Nee Fuzz! Congrats!
And now for the crappy New Yorker cartoons:
And now you get to caption this one. This is the actual New Yorker caption contest one:
Mangina Monologues 
“I told you if you sat there too long you’d get absorbed by the couch!”
“Like any man his age, his penis was under the cushion..”
(nagging shrew wife voice)
I told you a million times, if you sit like that your body will freeze in that position. but do you EVER listen to me? noooooooooooooo, you know EVERYTHING! get your own beer!
I that a spring in your cushion or are you just glad to see me?
You think I’m sittin’ on that?
Knock off the subterfuge, Professor Slughorn. I am not sitting on your “magic wand”.
“Worst poltergeist EVER.”