Welcome Kats and Kittens!
It’s time for another installment. But this week, I decided it was time to spruce up different comics–
From The New Yorker.
But first, the winner from last week: Mark, Nee Fuzz! Congrats!
And now for the crappy New Yorker cartoons:
And now you get to caption this one. This is the actual New Yorker caption contest one:
“I told you if you sat there too long you’d get absorbed by the couch!”
“Like any man his age, his penis was under the cushion..”
(nagging shrew wife voice)
I told you a million times, if you sit like that your body will freeze in that position. but do you EVER listen to me? noooooooooooooo, you know EVERYTHING! get your own beer!
I that a spring in your cushion or are you just glad to see me?
You think I’m sittin’ on that?
Knock off the subterfuge, Professor Slughorn. I am not sitting on your “magic wand”.
“Worst poltergeist EVER.”